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In the 17th century, Dutch painters obsessed over vanitas still lifes — skulls, hourglasses, wilting flowers. The message: memento mori. Remember you will die.
Four hundred years later, the message still applies. So does the dress code.
This oversized tee carries a vanitas painting — desaturated, grainy, fading directly into the fabric like the canvas was always there. A daily reminder that nothing lasts, including this outfit, so you might as well make it count.
For those who think existential dread should at least be well-dressed.
— THE DETAILS —
· 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
· 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
· Pre-shrunk, classic fit
· Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for durability
· Tear-away label
· DTG print, high resolution
— SIZING —
Available in S to 3XL. Runs true to size. For an oversized look, size up.
— SHIPPING —
Made on demand. Printed and shipped within 2-7 business days. Free UK shipping on orders over £50.
— CARE —
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print directly.
Dead Artists Club. Wearing the work of people who can no longer speak for themselves.
• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), ArtEthic Ltd and ArtEthic Ltd ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at Alexandra.Etienne@artethic.uk. You can also write to us at 4 Belsize Crescent
NW35QU
London or 4 Belsize Crescent
.
Dress Well Anyway T-Shirt — 17th Century Vanitas | Dead Artists Club
£30.00
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£30.00
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Four hundred years later, the message still applies. So does the dress code.
This oversized tee carries a vanitas painting — desaturated, grainy, fading directly into the fabric like the canvas was always there. A daily reminder that nothing lasts, including this outfit, so you might as well make it count.
For those who think existential dread should at least be well-dressed.
— THE DETAILS —
· 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
· 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
· Pre-shrunk, classic fit
· Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for durability
· Tear-away label
· DTG print, high resolution
— SIZING —
Available in S to 3XL. Runs true to size. For an oversized look, size up.
— SHIPPING —
Made on demand. Printed and shipped within 2-7 business days. Free UK shipping on orders over £50.
— CARE —
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print directly.
Dead Artists Club. Wearing the work of people who can no longer speak for themselves.
• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), ArtEthic Ltd and ArtEthic Ltd ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at Alexandra.Etienne@artethic.uk. You can also write to us at 4 Belsize Crescent
NW35QU
London or 4 Belsize Crescent
.
Guide des tailles
| LONGUEUR (inches) | LARGEUR (inches) | LONGUEUR DE LA MANCHE (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LONGUEUR (cm) | LARGEUR (cm) | LONGUEUR DE LA MANCHE (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |