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Do not iron the print directly.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDead Artists Club. Wearing the work of people who can no longer speak for themselves.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Traceability:\u003cbr\u003e\n- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic\u003cbr\u003e\n- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic\u003cbr\u003e\n- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic\u003cbr\u003e\n• Contains 0% recycled polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Contains 0% dangerous substances\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), ArtEthic Ltd and ArtEthic Ltd ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. 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